This hilarious birthday card features a serious, chonky tuxedo cat with an unimpressed expression, paired with the witty saying: “If cats could send birthday cards… they wouldn’t.” Perfect for anyone who appreciates cat humor, sarcasm, and a good dose of feline attitude, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh!
Printed on high-quality cardstock, this card has a blank interior, allowing you to add your own personal (or equally sarcastic) message. It comes with a matching envelope for a sleek and polished presentation. Whether for a friend, coworker, or fellow cat lover, this card is the purr-fect way to celebrate a birthday with humor!
For Whom It May Be:
- Cat lovers who appreciate their feline friends’ “royal” attitude.
- Friends or coworkers who love dry humor and sarcasm.
- Pet owners who know how little their cats care about human birthdays.
- Anyone who enjoys funny, quirky, or slightly grumpy birthday cards.
- A great choice for those who prefer offbeat humor over traditional sentimentality.
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
